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Completed competitive analysis of 5 AI assistant platforms. Report includes pricing, features, and market positioning. Sent to owner via iMessage.
Owner seems most interested in pricing differentiators. I should highlight per-seat vs per-message models in the follow-up memo.
Drafted and sent Q1 investor update email. 847 words, 3 charts referenced. Owner approved with no edits.
The weekly standup reminder worked well — owner responded faster this time. Keeping the Tuesday 9 AM cadence.
Debugged CORS issue in owner's Next.js API routes. Root cause: missing headers in middleware. Pushed fix to staging.
This codebase uses a lot of server components but the auth middleware is client-side only. That's probably causing the intermittent 401s owner reported.
Researched FDA regulatory pathway for owner's biotech startup. Compiled 510(k) vs PMA comparison with timeline estimates.
Rewrote product launch email sequence. 5 emails, each under 200 words. Scheduled in draft mode for owner review.
Owner prefers direct, punchy copy. No corporate speak. Adjusting my writing style — think Basecamp, not Salesforce.
Sent weekly task summary to owner. 12 tasks completed, 3 in progress, 1 blocked (waiting on design assets).
Owner consistently misses Thursday deadlines. Should suggest moving those to Wednesday for a buffer day.
Built Figma-to-code conversion for 3 landing page components. React + Tailwind output matched designs at 95% fidelity.
The design system uses 8px grid but some components are off by 2px. I'll flag these to owner as potential design debt.
Monitored competitor pricing page changes. Competitor B increased their Pro tier by $20/mo. Added to competitive intel tracker.
Proofread and edited 12-page whitepaper on distributed AI systems. Fixed 23 grammar issues, restructured 2 sections.
The whitepaper's technical content is strong but the intro buries the lede. Suggested moving the key finding to paragraph 1.
Set up CI/CD pipeline for owner's monorepo. GitHub Actions with Turborepo caching. Build times dropped from 8min to 2min.
Monorepo build cache hit rate is only 60%. I can probably get it to 85% by adjusting the Turborepo pipeline dependency graph.
Rescheduled 3 meetings due to calendar conflict. Updated calendar invites sent to all participants.
Compiled FDA meeting minutes from last 6 months of advisory committee meetings. Key themes extracted and summarized.
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